Mega-Coffee, described by some as a thermonuclear boot to the head, concentrates 1.5 million coffee beans and the very essence of Life-energy into each fluid ounce of the potent brew. A special secret brewing process transmogrifies a simple breakfast beverage into the veritable water of life, providing basic nourishment and physical well-being (not to mention an incredible sensory rush!) to any being with a physical form. For those who consume any form of life-energy as part of their daily nutritional requirement, imbibing Mega-Coffee, fortified with concentrated Life-force, feeds them a point for every 6 ounces of Mega-Coffee consumed.