**** Life **** Corr *** Matter ** Prime
((** Prime when using Mikkelus' Marvelous Magickal Mega-Coffee Maker))
Mega-Coffee has been described, by some, as a thermonuclear boot to the head. Created by Mikkelus Vagus (after inspiration from an obscure commercial), this potent drink combines pure Life energy with the concentrated kick of 1.5 to 7 million coffee beans colocated into each fluid ounce and provides ALL the minimum daily requirements for maintaining physical well-being for any being possessing of a physical body.
Correspondance, prime, and matter redefine the very nature of the coffee beans, making it possible to colocate 1.5 million of them into each ounce of liquid. Life transmogrifies the concentrated coffee beans into a universally potable beverage containing the equivalent of a health level (or blood-point) of life-energy in every six ounce cup of Mega-Coffee.
As an unaided rote cast by itself, the making of Mega-Coffee is fraught with peril. Even within the confines of the backpack where such creation is considered coincidental, the base difficulty is 7, with every success producing 6 ounces of Mega-Coffee. In the sight of a les forgiving world, the effort is always considered vulgar for determining difficulty.
When created in Mikkelus' Marvelous Magickal Mega-Coffee Maker, only Prime needs to be used for a difficulty of 5; this singular device provides everything else required to brew a perfect samovar full of Mega-Coffee. If filled with quintessence-laced water from one of the many springs, the difficulty drops from 5 to 2 for any mage, or 6 for any non-mage.