According to prevailing military medical wisdom, it would seem that acetaminophen and ibuprofen are dietary supplements. All physical ailments can be traced to a traced to a deficiency of these chemicals in the body. Headaches, ear aches, flu symptoms, joint pain, toothache, even cases of high-speed lead poisoning (after the bullet has been removed, of course) can all be treated with a couple of white pills or a gelcap bearing certain trademarked markings.
In all but the most severe cases, symptoms will vanish in anywhere from an
hour to overnight.
Focus: Breathing, touch, gel-caps