The Vigilante TriVette

Can you say "cop magnet"?


To elude detection, some vehicles employ stealth technology, remaining undetectable to radar or other sensors by virtue of exotic materials or electronic jamming. Other vehicles maintain a low profile through a more mundane "cookie cutter" approach: they're simply so common and seen so often that they barely register in the awareness, save for something to avoid running over, getting run over by, or otherwise colliding with: sleeper stealth, if you will.

This, on the other hand, is not the vehicle of choice when you want to remain unnoticed. Whether on a trip through town, across the country, or just sitting in the driveway, the Vigilante TriVette draws more attention than an ice cream truck parked beside a playground on a hot summer day!

Looking more like a jet fighter than a car, the three wheel stance qualifies the vehicle as a motorcycle instead of a passenger car. An enclosed passenger compartment offers seating for the driver and either four to five large bags of groceries or a fairly agile passenger under six feet tall. The four recessed headlights bear a strong resemblance to missile tubes and offer some interesting possibilities for the phrase "light it up". On the rear, a single motorcycle plate offers the only form of vehicle identification likely to be seen, providing you have sufficiently powerful binoculars to read the plate at a distance.

At the controls, the semi-reclined form fitting acceleration couch cradles the driver. The memory foam filled seat and five point harness offer full body support during acceleration, deceleration, and sharp turns. Environmental controls direct heated or cooled air throughout the cabin via ten independently adjustable vents. As if driving this vehicle were not entertainment enough, a full compliment of audio and video components pipe high definition sights and high fidelity sounds through fifteen integrated speakers according to the driver's preference.

700 horses launch the TriVette from zero to 60 in three seconds, completing the quarter mile at 150 miles per hour in under ten seconds. With a top speed of over 200 miles per hour, few production vehicles can hope to catch up or  keep up. No wonder the police want to give you your speeding ticket before you even get it out of the driveway -- it's the only time they know they can catch it!

No, it doesn't fly. And yes, it does go fast -- just not fast enough to outrun a radio. 


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